Overheard at Barnes:

"Her name was Andie and my name is Ally but they were calling her Dee and I was like isn't it A like my name Andie Ally but then I realized An-Dee hahaha."

And I knew exactly what she was talking about. And I felt no shame. The truth will set you free - from fat pants to Apple Bottom Jeans.

I certified my rank order list today. It gets locked on Wednesday. In a month, I'll find my future home. A little bird assured me that, at the very least, I won't find myself on the streets, on the corner of Milwaukee and Sanders. And in five years or so, I may become an amazing little surgeon.

Little?

I promise I won't cry.