First, a dramatization of the comments section:

Myung: Don't judge me, friend!

Iris: I'm not your friend, buddy!

Myung: I'm not your buddy, guy!

Iris: I'm not your guy, friend!

Aaaand scene.

Second, if you ever text me a medical question:

Myung: What am I eating too much of if my butt hole hurts when I am pooping? Protein?

Me: Teh gay